Intro.

Here's the deal. I'm not exactly the best writer I've ever met. I like to read, and I write songs all the time, but I'm pretty sure those don't count as actual writing. So you are just going to have to put up with my best efforts while I try my very hardest not to flunk. Sounds like a decently legit plan, so I'm gonna run with it. Should be fun. So have a wonderful day. We all deserve more of those than we get.